I am Fat

yes, i am fat, according to my friends. AND according to the mirror, i AM fat.

WTFKNNCCB? what am i saying???

anyways, we had our BM2 and Chem 3 paper. Chem 3........i HOPE i didn't screw it up. 40 marks leh people. My chem paper depends on this cause i know i totally screwed up my paper 1 and 2.

BM was actually QUITE ok......except for the Novel part. The sinopsis? Gee, i haven't really even READ the goddam novel yet. I only know that it's about this demented guy called Othman who is absolutely desperate to show that he can be a corrupted cop during the communist era.

Yeap, that's all i know.

Then there was this Sajak about Adam.(the guy who runs butt naked and eats apples) My god, what is the world going to? We're actually learning the friggin Bible in Malay?

Lord save us, well, at least Adam.

This is the original text:
Adam ialah bapa kita
yang tercampak dari seberang dunia
kerana mencari syurga
di celah buah khuldi

Waktu terlantar di dunia baru
hari tengah malam
ia tidak mengerti apa yang terjadi
mulutnya bisu

Ia melihat sekeliling
mulai merasa cemas akan kegelapan
segumpal awan hinggap ke kening
ia tidak tahu apakah itu

Sepanjang malam ia tercenggang
dari hatinya mengalir sungai duka
begaimana akan kutempuh rimba kegelapan
tubuh seorang

Sepanjang malam air matanya
membelah muka bulan

And as usual, i have too much time at my hands. So since the Adam and Eve story is originally in english , i decided to take the initiatif to translate it back.

Adam is our father
who was flung by God from the other side of the world
because Adam was finding heaven
in the bushes of buah khuldi(WTF?)

When he landed spread-eagle on the new world
it was the middle of the night
He does not know what happened
so he STFU

He looks around
and begans to be hysteric of the darkness
then a cloud reaches his brow
he's a retard, does not know what it is and said WTF?

The whole night he stones
his heart flows out a river of sadness
How will he survive the jungle of darkness
with only his own body, what a wuss

The whole night his tears
slice the moon's face in half.

Cheers.

HAHA, so after yesterday's exam, i thought since tuesday only Bio and Phys paper 3, sat and sun only study la! Enjoy a bit dulu. So went yamcha with sonia and astin at Kayu. Just makan and talk crap only la. Sonia thinks she's fat, when she's actually getting kinda bony now? Sonia baby, you need some oil and sugar in your body. The Roti Tissue helps.

And of course, trying to be the gentleman, i paid for our supper.

RM20.52. Ouch