Saturday, March 29, 2008
Pushover.
seriously, HOW MANY biru members will actually visit my blog? they don't even know about it. Aiya...just to make you happy la.
ATTENTION ALL BIRU MEMBERS!
TOMORROW SUKANTARA!
ATTENDANCE IS COMPULSORY!
IF YOU DON'T COME,
YOU'LL BE A BIMBO LIKE ME!
there.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Flipped out
ZOMG! I am fed up with school work la. And all those stupid lisan and oral shits. Plus the motherfuckin' reports and PEKA's. Not forgettin those troublesome FOLIO's. Ergh.
AIYO! I FORGOT! TOMORROW LISAN LA!!! DUMB DUMB FORUM SHIT! ARGH!
i am so GLAD that i am NOT a GIRL.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
It's a Sad Song
Biology. I hate joo.
Mari kita beremo-emo.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Pitter-patter
It rained.
Just when school was about to end.
I like the Rain.
It's soothing, in a way.
I like the feel
of the crystal-drops from above,
caressing me, cleansing me.
That tiny little twinge of Jealousy,
that shard,
is still embedded in my heart.
No matter how hard i try,
i can't pick it away.
How i wish,
that the Rain,
will wash it all away....
along with those dreams of You.
Monday, March 24, 2008
This is a mixed up and long post. BEAR with me.
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY TO TAN KAI JIE A.K.A PIKA-JIE the PIKACHU FANATIC. Wishing you all the best. I won't say i've known this idiot for a long time la, but i guess we clicked at the right times. The lame antiques we cook up at Chemistry tuition are worth remembering.
His Partay. At his house. Ara Damansara.
Never heard of it. Ulu la you.....
So i hitched along with Jieyi. Her dad was SOOO patient to drive us around with the haphazard directions given by the birthday boy. Dong. But thanks to my Google Earth-ing i did earlier, along with my superb sixth-sense, we made it laaa....
OK OK credits to jieyi and eelynn too.
Haha...sausage party. get it? 'sausage' party. only 3 girls were present. But we had fun la. Me and NyitYang were manning the barbeque. And BrianLoh named the 'shop' HAPPY THAMBI BBQ SHOP.
Trouble looms. NO transport back. Take teksi lor. At first, jieyi and eelynn were both reluctant. Reason: Jieyi's parents don't allow her take teksi....eelynn....is..erm...forgot la. Then we wanted to carpool with Nyit yang. But he told us he already takin 2 people with him. IF squeeze, 6 at the back. When push came to shove, TEKSI LA DAMMIT! It was an awesome experience, teksi at the middle of the night, with 2 nervous,fidgeting girls at the back. To cut it short, all of us got home safe la. WE SURVIVED!
'eh eh...later stop in front a bit, don't let my daddy see ar...'
hehe...classic. from jieyi.
Pictures will up soon.
I GOT 64 FOR MY CHINESE PAPER! WOOHOO...
i know it's not an A but compared to my usual 40+, 50+ it is a great achievement. My highest grade for chinese so far wei! PROUD!
well, that wasn't really long was it? I lied, as usual.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Ok la....
ICC concert. OK LAAAA....at least better than last years. Nothing much to say about it. The highlight of the concert(to me la) is the beatbox dude. He totally R-R-ROCKED!
Oh yea, i got rejected by 10 different girls today. Chun kan? So now i know how UN-desirable i am. Sigh. Lonely la.
Too bad i'm so yongsui.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Not so Kawaii
yes, JUST. COFFEE.
I snapped some pictures, but i'm to lazy to upload em.
JUST finished tuition. Kawaii talk lessons from Brian Loh and PikaJie.
the most memorable one....
'eh eh...three ar...pronounced in lala kawaii way is CHWEE!'
' Oo...so i got CHWEE best FWEN orh?'
*shudder*
Chinese? Cina? Madarin? Hua Yu?
As a student who has taken the Chinese Language paper for more than 10 years now, i feel it is safe to say that my level of chinese not THAT teruk la. But still....the chinese paper really is a killer. Look at the overall grades of the Chinese paper. Tell me, how many of you have actually scored an A1 for Chinese paper? Even the chunted students in my class barely managed an A2 on that subject. So, what about us?
I feel kinda sad la. Heck, we study our butts out to ace the paper. Yet when we look at it realistically, it is quite a relief just to obtain a pass grade. So many of my contemporaries have considered dropping the subject. I admit, i have too. SPM results this year for CHS not that bright, the chinese subject i mean. Only 7 A1's i heard, compared to last year's 20.
Luckily, i have my parents to thank for pestering me consistently to continue my chinese studies. They're usual excuse: Aiya....CHINA now very geng ar....you will be grateful one day when you can speak chinese and do business with them ar...earn more tau?
Sigh, even as i say so now. I really,really hope that my marks for Chinese this term will turn out OK.
I'm in a quandary. I can't work it out. Do i HATE the subject? Or am i just AFRAID of it?
Bummer.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
It's called Pride.
SECONDLY! i want to dedicate THIS song to pencil-dick Wei Ren.
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
I KNOW IT IS VERY VERY OFFENSIVE! but sorry la...i like it.
update complete.
P/S my mom got an iPod nano for her birthday. Go Figure.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
I've given up making a catchy title post
dream on la tits.
Friend E: eh, i have an exotic vagina ok?
Me: ROFLMAOOMWTFGLOL?
From this day onwards, i will add EXOTIC VAGINA to my daily vocabulary. Say it with me: EXOTIC VAGINAAAAA!!!!
oh, and my blog is 1 years old now, so Happy Birthday to you dear blog! =]
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Last Post....possibly
I have to admit, i haven't really done anything productive throughout this it-all-goes-by-too-fast-holiday. And now, i'm rushing to finish my moral folios which are due TOMORROW.
I just love to procrastinate, don't you?
So much thing i'd like to post, like Kahjoon and BrianC's party pictures, lunch at this swanky japanese restaurant this afternoon, and a lot of dumb shits, but i'll skip it. Time's ticking, and i need to REALLY start doing my work.
I won't be updating much, or coming online, when school re-opens. Perhaps the occasional update, but nothing more than that. Sad la, but i have to limit my online time.
Back to the ratrace again....sigh.
p/s i hate taking photos
Saturday, March 15, 2008
The wettest party. Not down there la.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
CHS High School Musical
Time: during basketball practise.
Venue: Sport Centre
People involved: Basketball members and the girl cheerleading squad.
Note: don't believe me? check out the girl's cheerleading outfit.
Note2: i'm the dude with jersey no. 12
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Return of the Lala's
Sunday, March 9, 2008
You got Served
no la....i didn't stay up all night to catch the results...not that fanatic.
I need better cymbals for my drums. Especially my Hi-Hat. Gawd, the whole thing looks like some badly wrinkled pancake, it sounds weird now la....and i want a Zildjian Z-series crash cymbal, where can i get one????
My arms ache.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Vote for Change
SUPPORT TONY PUA! TELL YOUR PARENTS TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!
Atrium will be torn down and a 33-storey office building will be built there. WTF? THAT PLACE WAS WHERE I GOT MY FIRST POKEMON CARD BOOSTER PACK! HOW DARE THEY TEAR IT DOWN! CIBAI BN!!!!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
ahh....to what future are we heading to?
SO! the big question: BN of DAP?
Ok la, don't put all the blame on him, but he's still full of air. And look at his Deputy and his office, dude, they. are. hopeless. And when Hishamuddin started waving the keris and shouting about 'Ketuanan Melayu', that was it, we chinese dulan gau gau liao, along with the Indians and others.
DAP.PAS.
wow, you gotta hand it to them, they are pissed off people.
Each party have leaders who are capable.(Anwar man) But still, i don't think that's enough to over-throw the 2/3 majority BN's enjoying. What to do? BN manipulate the media to brainwash all the rakyat, making them look like the saints while at the same time, portraying the Opposition Parties as problem-stirrers and noise-makers. Tsk tsk. It's kinda sad and frustrating la, don't you think?
This is what i heard over the radio:
'Vote for Malaysia. Vote Barisan Nasional'
sheesh, luckily people are waking up to the idea that BN is an option- not a national fixture. Too many empty promises have been made, and the rakyat can't swallow it all anymore. We all remember that Hindraf thing, caused quite a stir if you ask me. I've forgotten the finer points of that event, so forgive me. But now the goverment sit-up a bit liao, i mean, the indians have shaken them. Don't mess the people with a red dot on their head, their scary.
And the chinese community? well, majority of them just like to complain,complain, complain. But then, they saw the Hindraf actually made the goverment look into their case...for a while. So then, why not make some noise too?
And so, we got hardcore DAP supporters like Ian and Keenan. These fanatics even went to listen to the DAP ceramah, and they worship Tony Pua. I youtube-ed these ceramah, and i must say, they ARE good. Even the blogger Jeff Ooi joined DAP. It's time to tell BN to FUCK OFF!
But still, sonia has a point. Even if DAP cuts BN's majority down to size, how much better will DAP be? Let's think realisticly, there is no way DAP will control the goverment, BN's too big and strong, too cunning and manipulative. But still, IF DAP wins a few important seats, MAYBE we'll see some changes for our community.... or will we? They say DAP will bring better stuff and changes for us Chinese and others too, but if we can't trust BN, just how much should we trust DAP?Question mark orhx.
But then, regardless DAP or other opposition parties, let's just hope and pray for a fair election, cause hell yea BN ain't gonna play clean, 'cause BN's a bare-knuckle boxer who earns points between rounds.So what will DAP do to face this unfair challenge? They blast BN with mini-rockets
crap,those look like red dildos.
CONCLUSION: exam just over, too sien, and i felt like crapping about these politic stuff which i don't care and don't really know. Fuelling the debates and arguments are much more fun than fighting it. I am still ignorant and apathetic. Sorry.
p/s thank you for reading up until here.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
As far as we can go....
dude, if you tell me those DAP campaign manager made a mistake or ACCIDENTALLY used that idea, i'll shove a BN poster flag down your throat.
I tell you la, the more these politician try to grab our attention, the more stupid and desperate they appear to us.
They are just killing themselves.
wtf?
Sunday, March 2, 2008
You KNOW you are voting BN if...
-But are willing to change your mind if someone slips you 50 ringgit
-the whole world is out to suppress you and your country
-you BELIEVE Lingam is innocent
-you think Badawi will die soon and Mahatir will be around in 2020
-you welcome all people who vote for BN members even if they are total bitches
-you think you are far more superior than other voters, but 50 ringgit can change that too.
bluek! Aku sekarang penyokong BN kerana dapat rm50!!!
Me? I support DAP. Why? I was slipped 50 ringgit too. =D
but still, i wonder how much support PAS is getting?i mean, i went to youtube to check out some videos about our pilihan raya, and it seems that the candidates for PAS are very outspoken. Hmm....
If PAS wins, i hope they won't put up this guy for the top seat.
but then again...his beard looks cool
so now, who dare says my political views are apathetic?