The Art of Forgiveness and WTF

Finally! i spilled out all my grades to my mommy! Ok...the others she was like: fine, but you know you could've done better if you studied harder. But then when i told her my Bio......

"What you get for Bio?"

"not so good........."

"Fail issit?"

"waaaaaaa......so smart, how you know?"

"Hmph, i bet you didn't study enough"

Ok.......so she wasn't actually biting my head off or anything, just the usual work-harder-for-future lecture only.......I guess she was being understanding, since other people fail bio too and she thought i really got STUDY for 2nd term......

Then today:

"Eh, what about your Physics? So long teacher haven give marks meh?"

"Oh.....right yea! About that...."

"Didn't do so good issit?"

*i shake my head*

"Fail issit?"

*i nod my head in the most innocent way i can*

"Ha! I knew it, fail 2 liao izzit? Work harder next term."

And that was it.

hell man, i guess my mom's fed up with screwing me. I was actually glad, cause i can finally rest my poor ears....until.....

"Just so you know, your dad will be going to take your report card...."

It's that time of the year....

...when i get to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET 16!

to one of my dearest friend, Sonia Wong.

Gee, i've known this b**** for like.....(calculating) 6 fuh-riggin years. Damn, she may be petite but kecil kecil cili padi. So many things about her that just suprises me sometimes. Su, may all your wishes and dreams, however kinky, come true.

And keep off that aneroxic diet of your's. For pete's sake, you're not fat.

P/S: Hope you like the gift.

I want to Transform into a Truck too

Syoknya, finally watched Transformer today with my parents. The movie is Fuh-riggin AWESOME! UBER COOL! damn.....i have to say it really is the BEST movie i ever watched. There were funny and romantic scenes but not overdone, and the dialog and storyline crystal clear and the action was just MIND-BLOWING!

Wasei! the way all the robots transform damn bloody yeng. I don't know how those guys who made the movie make the transforming scene so realistic and so smooth. Damn wei, BumbleBee is damn funny! I love his Camero form better. Rustic but power.

But still, he and the other transformer paled in comparison with this big dude.

Isn't he just too cool beyond words? Compared to his comic look which made him look 'boxy', his movie form is slick and sweet. But still, there is one part i don't get. When did Optimus Prime obtained a blade? He used it to pawn, i repeat, pawn BoneCrusher. Eventhough it's cool, but still i think his cannon is better than the blade. But still.......

Awesome movie, 5 golden shiny stars.

Lucky Se7en

well....everyone's kinda excited bout today. 07/07/07. Watched the news, so many people gettin wed today. Zzz...so many people wed today, then not special liao lor.......

My day was so-so la....nothing special to brag about really. This morning, went to school in the morning with my drums to erm.....not exactly reherse but to show the girl guides our performance. Dude, can you believe it? They want us to play in a classroom. screw it wei, had to use extension plug and everything. The sound was crazy man, WHOLE school can nearly hear us.
Pn Lim Yoke Keng even came in and erm.....reprimanded us.

"So noisy, what is this?"
"It's the new era of music teacher!"
"This is not music la, this is noise! *looks at Brian* Play so loud, eardrum got problem, so kenot listen in my class lar...."
"No lar teacher......."

-.-"
Well, we just practise and practise and jam around la.....it's more like a jamming session except we didn't have to pay to practise. Lol, got people watch us some more wei, dam yeng.
Here's what we're gonna play on 14/7 you ignorant chimp:
1) Dirty Little Secret- The All American Rejects
2) I Don't Love You- My Chemical Romance
3) Wake me Up When September Ends - Greenday. (eerrghhh....not again.......)

Then at 11 something balik rumah and tidur sekejap, dam tired. After catching like less than 40 winks, i woke up, got dressed and prepared to go for SMK Assunta's Installation Day. Met up with Brian, Ee Lynn, Chee Siong, Tian Yuan, Fareen and two other interactors who's name i forgotten. Kinda boring la the ceromony. But hey, damn lot of hot girls. Just looking at them makes me hot around the collar. Me and Tian Yuan were like gawking at the girls. We both spotted a girl with sexy curly hair(sikit blonde), a hot body, nice ass, arousing legs and a pretty little face on a pretty little frame. She must be a mix or something but damn was she super fine man. Later we found out she was the 06/07 Finance Director of the Assunta Interact Club.

zzz......now very tired......tomorrow watching Transformer with my parents (finally!) and now i'm just pondering to decide a matter that will change the course of my life...........


Should i watch SpiderMan 3,the ciplak DVD my dad bought or go sleep?

Dewdrops of Labour

Haha....cool man, the Girl Guides actually ASKED us(my band) to perform for their campfire night gathering or some shit like that. Wen Xiang couldn't perform with us, so Brian's playing the drums.(screw u brian, nex time my turn) and we got Goeh Thong to play the guitar. So that's that, tomorrow we'll be going to school to do rehersal.

Whew, sweating like nuts here man. I've been seriously sweating a lot these days. Temperature? naw.....it's just my genes. keke.....

Dismantling my baby(sob) for brian to play tomorrow(sob sob)

ish, spent the past two hours looking for my tuning key to rip my poor baby apart. Don't worry sweety, daddy will put you right back together ASAP.

I'll skip the sighing part. I really don't know why GIRLS like to think so much, it's like their fav past time. They just like to think the worse part of things. They jump into hasty conclusions. They make their own hypothesis. The variables are all wrong.

So what do we guys get? Wrong chemical equation.

KAABOOM!!!

hehehe.......

ah well, ignorance is bliss. She thinks i'm ignoring her, and i think she's ignoring me. So, i really don't know how to deal things now. She's just gotta learn to trust me again. Sheesh, she makes me laugh, thinking i'm still in love with KSF.

HELOOOO.....i'm like so over her, i'm just reminiscing bout the sweet childhood moments i had. Memang green eyed jealous girl.

GET OVER IT! DON'T DO STUPID THINGS AGAIN! DETTOL IS FOR CLEANING THE FLOOR! NOT THE INSIDES OF YOUR BODY!

P/S Those of you who'd like to watch us perform, may ask me for tickets. Price: RM15. Kinda pricey if you ask me, but who cares? At least get to meet hot girls/guys from other schools and watch a great band perform. Perasan betul

What to Be or Not to Be

Well, i've been confused lately. I'm quite uncertain about my future. And my dear mom is on my case because of my oh-so lovely results (psst, i just failed Bio, making a total of 3 failed subjects.shhhh) Just only yesterday, she gave me one of her career/future talk/nagging....again.

Jeez, she keeps telling me i have to score well in all the Science and Maths subjects to help me get into courses i want. Heck, do i really get to apply the things i study in Bio and Chem when i grow up? I don't even want to do any science/maths related courses. and my mom keeps hinting that the western countries are lacking professional dentists.

Wait....uh-oh.....you gotta be kidding me.

Victor Goh a dentist? no way.....nuh uh.....

And my going-to-take-my-report-card Dad wants me to do something related to Law. Oh jesus, i'm just not cut out for more memorizing and studying courses. Heck, i can see myself gnawing at the textbook to engrave Law 17b sub-chapter 1.56 in my brain.

Heck, Me? A Lawyer? I can imagine how happy my Dad will be if i graduate with a Law Diploma.

Of course, when you're a lawyer, you should always dress smart and look uptight. But let's be realistic, who in the world would wanna hire a Cina Apek wannabe lawyer to fight their cases? Wait, if i become a dentist, means i have to tell people they need to brush their teeth? Sounds old.

Yes! Yes! You have cavities! Come see me!

Oh and of course, if i don't become a dentist, my mom will be so totally disappointed and just as well might freak out.

Sorry mom, i just don't like playing with people's mouth.

Perhaps i could take up journalism? and then travel around the world to cover stories?

hmm.......then again, maybe not.

Well, my parents already made it clear that they don't really support the idea of me trying the entertainment business or music industry. Why oh why? Scared i'll turn out to be something like this?

tsk tsk, have some faith in me la.

Sigh, i give up, i'll just ride this wave and see when i'll wipe out. I'll let the Big Guy up there do the deciding. but still......i guess you still can control fate in your hands.

Life's Like This, Like it or Hate it. In my case, i Fucked it

You know what? I won't be starting my posts with the word 'Sigh' or 'Haiz' or whatever lame shit already. It's time i stop lamenting about the past and deal with the present........

.....which is full of shit.

OMFG, i swear i did STUDY my ASS out for this term, and yet fucking teachers dunno why set the questions so hard and make me look like a retard! I am not stupid! Eventhough i failed PM(which imbecile can fail this subject anyway) and Physics, i swear i just need to study and work a bit more to achieve, as my friend andrew says, the "Blardy" A Grade

I'm not stupid right?(don't answer that)

So as far as i'm concerned, my grades are still border line. But heck, when i tell my parents my result(which i haven't), they'll go like:

"See? I told you to do more exercise!"
"If you don't get good grades for SPM, your future will be bla bla bla..."
"If you think you're grades are good, then fine with me, i won't care anymore....."

Oh puh-leeze, like my parents can do better than me. (don't answer this too)
They just don't understand how hard it is being a teen these days huh? During my dad's time, after school, they'll just cycle to the nearest mud-infested sungai and strip stark naked and jump into it. Now ar, after school, homework. If not, tuition. If not, more homework.

Bummer.

I don't get it, how can some people balance their life so well. I've seen peeps who score in exam and yet can go out and enjoy life! They got extra 4 hours a day is it? I know i sound whiny, but please, if you want to flame me, flame Brian Loh first. He failed his chemistry.

Which moron can fail a easy subject like Chemistry?
Victor: 50
Brian:33
Score: 1-0