Kafkesque spells Weirdness Part 2

ok....not only Elle's been acting weird, another lost soul just joined the lost cause.

my dear Jess.

First she complained to me she was depressed and totally stuffed herself with very fattening chocolate(ok, so i made this up). THEN! out of the blue....

"victor....you are hot."
"....you are drunk"
"you have nice eyes"
"Bitch, you don't do drunk shit on me"

And then later she just told nyit yang he looks like peter petrelli from Heroes.

Why do i have such odd friends?


oh noez....sonia knows too!!!! is it that obvious?

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Yawn....zzzz...YAWWWWNNNN.......

Infinite Boredom.
Screw the school...so many teachers tak mari ke class. I was so tempted this morning when Elle ajak me go sungai wang. But being the good and innocent boy i am, i chose the path of enlightening education.

Big Mistake.

So dam gau friggin SIEN! SIEN SIEN SIEN !!!! ^%&%@ Nothing to do in school. Teacher teach, we also no mood la....let alone listen.
And tmwr is the Form 5's Majlis Perpisahan. Good riddance i say, so for the rest of the remaining school days i don't need to fight for hot and fresh canteen food.

Randomness:
Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles
Raman Noodles Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles



I am not EMO.
If you say i am, define EMO for me.
I'll prove i'm not EMO.


More Randomness:
Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud
Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud Cotton Bud


P/S Reas the book jPod and you'll find more randomness

Kafkesque spells Weirdness

Ok...i am disturbed. Elle was acting REALLY FREAKY today.....don't wanna go into details, it was just.....weird.....


Exam grades are...well all time low. But i surprised myself by PASSING moral. Wow. Hallelujah.

Sun-burned Fun

Morning around 7 30am went to my pet sis, Vivian's house. After picking up Juliana, we went to SUNWAY LAGOON!!!

Met up with Kane, Dru and Sara at 9-ish. So after checking in our bags in the locker room and changed, off we went to enjoy the new revamped Sunway Lagoon.

It's been eight fuh-riggin long years since i went to the lagoon. My gawd, i was absolutely dumbfounded. The place changed so much. Everything is like damn chunted already. The story why i haven't touched that place for eight years was because back then, when i was a little boy, i was erm....'swimming' in the wave pool. So i was playing there when all of a sudden, i saw 2 pieces of black objects floating with the current towards ME.

Well, i thought, must be dried leaves or rubbish. Tsk tsk.

Upon close inspection.......

'OH SHIT!'

yes, it was SHIT. Human feaces. Black, hard, and roundishly long. The pure by-products of homosapiens.

So what could you do? I was running like a orang utan gila towards the shore, with the 2 pieces of shit 'chasing' me behind. Screw those bloody people who shit in the pool. WHO IN THE WORLD SHITS IN POOLZZZ????

WSRHVECTRE^%*&$VTYT????!!!!
if you PEE in it MAYBE still acceptable(though that still makes you a disgusting person), BUT SHIT! O' praise Lord......yech.

So back to the present, i had Juliana dragging me and Kane through all the rides. Dru and Sara were lovey-dovey all the way. Vivian wasn't feeling very well...but that all cleared up and soon we were running to catch rides after rides.

Stupid Ju, she totally dragged me to go for the Tomohawk 360 degrees ride. Cheebye....i tell you la, how would you enjoy the ride if:
1) you're afraid of heights yourself
2)the bloody ride stops in mid-air and your suspended UPSIDE DOWN for like...TWICE?
3) a pontianak screaming her head off next to you while complaining she needs to go PEE. (no prizes guessing who)

Aiya....after all those rides, we went to the wave pool (shudder) and the 'beach' pool to cool and chill off. Spent quite some time there fooling around with each other. (juliana, you must learn how to sit on my shoulder PROPERLY)

Selepas itu, we damn gau hungry liao. Changed into clothes that were dry for a change. Then pegi ke Sunway Pyramid , makan Pizza Hut. Gawd, when you're STARVING, everything just taste EXTRA good.....

Shortly after stuffing our faces full(we were all hungry, 30mins finish EVERYTHING), we went to the new arcade to kill time. Darn man....long time nvr play, my fucking shooting skills are worse than my driving skills. Deno how, i died in the first round of House of the Dead 4 and Time Crisis 3&4 when supposedly i can finish the game by myself with a few extra credits. OMG!!! I SUCK BIG TIME!

but on the other hand, i get the hang of drifting with an Auto. hehehehehehe

around 6-ish balik rumah. when reached home oni noticed i was sunburnt. Ow....

Tired now...lazy type liao....wan go crash. Sigining off.

P/S Thx for inviting me muimui, you da bez sis any guy could have. Love you loads. Mwahs!
P/P/S Ur Bday present gonna be a BIG one....=)

Yes...the familiar deafness

God knows how long i haven't been to studio akakarya to jam. Finally today get to crash and bang away like nutz.

Ok la...so maybe we're all a bit rusty and shit. but we'll keep practising, ryt guyz? Right?right? right.....?

Dulan-ness

My cellphone...w610i...kena rampas today. Spot Check.

Dulan

Sad & Bitter.

Got a few results back, they ain't good, they downright suck.

I am so jealous
I am so bitter
I am so sad
I can't stop myself being like this
You're the cause, bet you didn't know that.

Happy Day

EXAM IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!

Oh dear lord, i've been waiting for this day. 1 month of torture and now i can enjoy myself a bit. Chemistry wasn't that hard. HAHA TOLD YOU PEOPLE POTENTIAL DIFFERENCE WILL COME OUT? DIDN'T I TELL YOU??? MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh and today i would like to wish a very Happy Birthday sweet 16 to my dearest pet sis,Vivian. May you always stay pretty and cute always!!!!


SLACK OFF MODE ON!!!

Space for Thoughts.

Our so called Angkasawan landed safely at Borat's hometown yesterday. Lucky space tourist...i mean angkasawan.

Lewis Hamilton lost the F1 World Championships to Kimi by 1 point. Nothing to say to lewis except HAHAHAHAHA

Dr Mahathir survived. He has been discharged from hospital and is recuperating at home. Tahan lasaknya.

Today's Physics paper 1 boob-molested me. But i so totally kickbutt Paper 3.

I think she is really cute. I like the way she makes me laugh.

Flabbergasted...

Albus Percival Wulfric Dumbledore is officially GAY!!!!

OMWTFG??? &^*%^&*$%???? #%^$%?????

This has been confirmed by the author J.K Rowling. O-mi-gawd. Apparently Dumbledore was 'desperately smitten to Grindelwald'. Well....

The fact that this beloved headmaster is homo is not only revolting, it's downright outrageous.



Gimme time to digest this fact.....


Oh and physics and chem can go *censored*.

MAdd Maths....

I just got ass-raped by add maths......

I will never be the same again,scarred emotionally and physically(coz i cock-slapped myself for being so stupid)

Oh! The boredom....

Heck, today's the last day of our raya holidays. Tomorrow we'll be back at school continueing our bloody exams. Lazy to study or revise la. Die then die! I can't be bothered really.

Yesternight SUPPOSED to yamcha with a few people. SUPPOSED to be me,astin,sonia,wei kuang and wen jie. Astin said ok. Sonia too. Wen Jie and katak kuang couldnt make it.

Around 9pm, i went to Astin's condo to pick her up. On the way, i called sonia....

"Yo, sonia. You coming?"
"*giggles* Oh hi! I'm at MV, come where?"
"Kayu la! You coming or not?"
"Oh ****, i totally forgot! I'm so sorry!"

that was about it. Kena FFK-ed by sonia. So in the end only me and astin sitting at kayu talking crap.

And NOW, i'm staring at the computer screen with nothing to do. I have totally no mood to study and yet i shudder to think what my grades will be when they come back.

SIGH

iPhone.iWant

Today my dad took me to Digital Mall in Seksyen 14,PJ. We were just walking around, checking out the prices of PSP slim,Nintendo DS Lite and the Nintendo Wii. My sony ericson M2 memory card for my phone is rm120 for 1GB. Dam gau expensive, didn't buy. Sigh.

Then, saw this lady holding an iPhone at one of the shops. At first i thought it was the iTouch. You know, the one that looks like iPhone except its slimmer and doesn't have the phone function? Until i saw the ad they put up: iPhone available here. Fully Unlocked.

Wow! A fully unlocked version of iphone! means we can use it with the local telephone networks like Digi. I was skeptical at first, till the dude there showed me the machine itself. Fully imported from the US. Damn gao nice, stylish and chunted! It really is the gadget of the year.

But sad thing is, selling for rm3388. A bit steep if you ask me.

But looking at it is enough.

*swoon*

Down the road of Gluttony

well, as much of a racist i am, i would still grudgingly wish SELAMAT HARI RAYA to all MALAYS. Of course, the usual stuffing of lemang and rendang would ensure them to gain weight. Sigh...pigging out is bad....oops, did i say PIG?

Anyways....this is one of the good things Hari Raya holiday brings us chinese....holiday la...although few days only, but who's complaining?

Sigh....'tupid school....drag our exams until so frigging long...go die la. Die die to our new principal, Pn Lee Kim Lai. Tan Lin is heaps better than you, you old granny! Talk so much like a long-winded and grouchy ah ma! You bore us to no end. Thank God i have only one more year in CHS.....

Back to exams. I want to pass Add Maths. I really do. I don't want to fail anymore, cause frankly, i'm sick of failing. Must ACE Paper 2....but can i do such a Herculean task? kill kill kill...

sigh....stuck at home 'studying'....can't wait for this exam to end. Then i can go jamming, shopping with my muimui, then go BEIJING! WEEEEE!!!!

Still Alive and Going

HARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This blog is going, don't worry.

But of course, now i ntg to blog about, still in exam week. Screw it. Hari Raya Hols now oso.

To All Malays,
Hope you get diabetes and obesity when u buka puasa.

Still a racist....

Anyways....just to keep Elle humoured.

Elle, you are hot,fabulous, nice and everything la, can't remember what you typed.

Cheers